Yeah, yeah...I know. I missed 4 posts I actually missed 5, but The Capillary was nice enough to hack into my blog and post her vision for me. I freaking loved the "suspicious activity on my account" email! That was the greatest part!
Here's a wrap up of the A-Z challenge. I'd write 4 separate posts, but that would just take more time and, quite frankly, I'll probably be wasted by the end of this one. Go wine!
What I should write in regards to my Commit to be Fit Challenge: Drink water! It's really good for you and shit. Hydration, detoxing, blah blah blah.
Jesus could turn water into wine. I can too! 23L of water and a $60 home made wine making kit, and BOOM!, I am Jesus!!! Okay, fine, I'm not, but I have a shit tonne of wine and you don't.
What the shit kind of letter is this anyways. All my favorite X words are even X words. Exercise, excuses, execute...err...what? Told you....wasted.
Oh, I know! X is for XXX. The movie. Not the porn one...which I haven't actually seen, but we all know it's out there. I bet The Capillary used this one for her X post. (seems she did, but not the one I was talking about)
Imma talkin' Vin Diesel. I remember thinking he was so fucking hot. Then Channing Tatum happened and now there's no hope for any other man.
I guess he's not that bad...
This is still way better!
Yes, yeah, ya, yuh huh, ya man....many ways to agree to a drink!
Ha ha! That's all I got for Y.....I'm starting to feel the wine.....
Zonk! Is what I'm going to do! I survived a month of blogging almost every day. I survived my first tax season. I survived it all! Thank God I gave up my first mission of abstaining from alcohol. Those 4 days were pure bullshit!
I'm off to drink copious amounts of alcohol and celebrate April!
I'll write you another story in a few days and let you know how the Commit to be Fit Challenge worked out.